"I’m just a fat guy sitting in the cold."
“Why are you sitting in the cold?”
“I’m waiting to go to work. I work an overnight security job. I live in Philly, but I take the bus up here and stay for four days each week. I can’t find work in Philly and I’ve got two kids.”
“Where do you sleep?”
“Starbucks, McDonalds, anywhere I can take a quick nap.”
I lost my shit when i saw the last three omfg
THE PENNY ONES
"…marijuana legalization, which also leads to gay marriage because when you got the munchies bad enough, you’ll put anything in your mouth."